Smashies!

For centuries, you’ve been overlooked. Stepped on. Kicked down the road by kids with nothing better to do. Parked on by cars. Ignored by the world. You were just part of the scenery.

Not anymore.

In Rock Man Simulator 2026, you take control of the most unexpected hero in gaming history, a sentient, furious rock with legs, speed, and an attitude carved from pure granite. Sprint through the streets at absurd speeds, boot trash cans into orbit, send pedestrians flying, and unleash absolute chaos in a once-peaceful town that had the nerve to treat you like dirt.

But that’s only the beginning. At any moment, you can morph into a hulking, physics-driven boulder, rolling downhill like a force of nature. Smash through storefronts, pancake vehicles, and turn city squares into gravel pits. The faster you go, the bigger the mess you make.

Explore a fully destructible sandbox world packed with surprises, challenges, and over-the-top ragdoll reactions. Discover secret jumps, hidden chaos spots, and power-ups that turn your rocky rampage into a seismic event. There are no rules, no missions, and no mercy, just pure, unfiltered stone mayhem.

This is your world now. The humans had their turn.

It’s time for the rock to rise.